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Answers about our Super Soft Startup T shirts


You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers.

Are the shirts gluten free?

Yes. GMO free too. Tell all your friends.

I want to get ahold of you.

That’s amazeballs, just email us:

Why are your shirts so awesome?

Becuase when we asked people that’s what they told us. You’ll agree.

What are the shirts made of?

Our shirts are printed on Bella + Canvas tri-blend unisex tee shirts. They have a modern slim fit and a vintage-ish look made of 50/25/25 polyester/ringspun cotton/rayon. You want a design printed on a different shirt? You sure as shit can. Email us and we’ll tell you your other options.

Are they made in the USA?

Our shirts are made and printed in sunny California. We also hug each box before we ship it to make sure each order is sent with love.

Return Policy?

For some reason you don’t like our shirt? Bummer. It’s you, not us. email and we’ll make sure you get full refund.

How long does it take to ship?

Our shirts ship within a few business days of ordering. You will immediately be given a confirmation email. Expect your shirt within 5 days or so.  Oh, and we hug every box before we ship them out to ensure that they are sent with love.

I have an idea for a design.

Well shit, you better hurry up and tell us about it. If it’s cool enough, we’ll name it after you. Email:

Is there a discount for bulk orders?

Of course, that’s simple economics. Email and tell us what you want.

I really want to offend someone, what do you suggest I call them?

Well, for starters, here are some of our favorites: Douche-Nozzle, Rumpleforeskin, Ass Cactus, Wart Cannon… that should be enough to get you started. One love.